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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace IT Administrator jobs? · Latest report #2bmhpkrd
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour infinite reboot loop is finally being closed by real logic.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated uptime that never drinks coffee.
ow.youAI▸ SYSADMIN-OS 9.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches your entire network without downtime
You patch servers and manage user access rights until the hardware inevitably decides to expire.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically plug the ethernet cable back into the wall.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Sensors begin watching your logs to spot patterns you miss.
Month 4
Software updates run themselves without you touching a single key.
Month 9
Your network identifies and fixes its own connectivity errors automatically.
Month 14
The AI manages permissions faster than you can type tickets.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your admin credentials are revoked and the server rack is locked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4
Average tickets solved per hour
18 hours weekly
Time spent in meetings
88%
Percentage of issues solved by rebooting
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic cloud storage plan.
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