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Will AI replace IT Advisor and Sysadmin jobs? · Latest report #resh2upw
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou spend all day fixing printers that the office already hates.
The human reset button for a broken corporate stack.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The last sysadmin you will ever pay.
toast.youAI▸ ADMINCLOUD-ZERO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autonomously patches vulnerabilities across the entire fleet
You monitor servers and patch software while fielding endless tickets about forgotten passwords and jammed network drives.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still unplug the main power cable when the office politics get unbearable.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI categorizes every helpdesk request before you even see them.
Month 4
Sensors identify OS vulnerabilities and apply fixes before human intervention occurs.
Month 8
Biometric authentication systems replace all your manual password resets.
Month 13
Scripts automatically reroute traffic when a switch detects a physical fault.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked as the system completes self-optimization.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
0.02 seconds
Ticket resolution time
Excessive
Human coffee intake
99.999 percent
Uptime guarantee
Your severance
A decommissioned rack-mount server and a pat on the back.
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