Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace IT Agency Recruiter jobs? · Latest report #c9h9shuf
Your job has an expiration date
September 7, 2027
In 11 monthsYou specialize in ghosting candidates and collecting commission for unfillable roles.
Professional LinkedIn stalker with a quota to meet.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated soul-crushing talent acquisition.
help!youAI▸ HEADHUNTER-OS 4.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends 5000 rejection emails in one second
You source candidates for technical roles through LinkedIn and cold outreach. You facilitate interviews, manage salary negotiations, and pretend to care about career growth.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a candidate about the company's culture during the interview.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Scraping tools scan GitHub and LinkedIn to identify candidates without human input.
Week 9
AI models generate hyper-personalized messages that sound human enough to trigger a response.
Month 5
Voice-AI models perform initial phone screens, filtering out candidates by keywords and tone.
Month 8
Integrated calendar agents lock in interview slots across global time zones automatically.
Month 11 · D-Day
The agency moves to a fully autonomous platform, removing the human commission layer forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
14 days
Average ghosting delay
400 weekly
Generic templates sent
2 percent
Candidates actually placed
Your severance
A LinkedIn Premium subscription and a standard rejection template.
Discussion
