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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTranslating human confusion into ticket queues for a living.
Professional buffer between managers and actual engineering.
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Automated requirement gathering and azure orchestration.
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automates requirement gathering through passive listening
You act as a bridge between confused business units and technical deployments. You spend your days defining requirements.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a stakeholder is lying about their technical limitations.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts recording meetings and writing your project requirements.
Month 4
Azure infrastructure logic moves to static configuration scripts.
Month 8
A portal replaces your role as the human messenger.
Month 13
Bots start nagging developers about progress instead of you.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the business interface.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
too many
Meetings you attend
infinite
Requirements rewritten
stalled
Azure deployments pending
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one year of cloud credits.
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