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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou are currently building the very machine that will delete you.
Professional architect of their own career sunset.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Management without the human meetings.
help!you▸ AUTOARCHITECT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates its own project roadmap every morning
You oversee software projects and translate data into dashboards. Soon, software will manage its own development cycle entirely.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense which department is lying during the budget planning meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
AI dashboards replace your manual SQL extraction and report creation.
Month 6
Smart agents prioritize tickets and assign them to other agents.
Month 11
Bots automatically renew software licenses at the lowest market rate.
Month 17
AI models attend status calls to provide instant progress updates.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system self-optimizes, rendering human middle-management entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.1%
24 per week
Meetings you attend
92 percent
Data reports ignored
1100 yearly
Status update emails
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