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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsUpdating spreadsheets is not a personality trait, it is a delay.
Professional tag-chaser and spreadsheet curator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated inventory management without the human error.
pop?you▸ ASSETAUDIT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tags every network device in seconds
You track laptops, manage licenses, and struggle with inventory databases. You are a glorified human tag-scanner.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically wrestle a locked server rack when the biometric scanner fails.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors replace your visual checks for hardware movement.
Month 4
A database script matches procurement logs without manual entry.
Month 8
API calls replace your license renewal emails.
Month 13
The system alerts users directly to return their devices.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your account is disabled and your spreadsheets are archived.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4 per site
Lost laptops per quarter
1200
Spreadsheet rows per day
too many
License renewal oversights
Your severance
One used barcode scanner and a firm handshake.
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