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Will AI replace IT Asset Disposal Specialist jobs? · Latest report #68nsptrd
Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYou are just a glorified trash man for expensive corporate silicon.
Professional tech grave-digger for Fortune 500 casualties.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning your mistakes into raw scrap metal.
glub.youAI▸ E-WASTE SHREDDER X-500▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
pulverizes encrypted drives into fine dust
You track, wipe, and dismantle obsolete hardware before hauling it to recycling bins. It is literally just tech landfill management.
The one thing AI can't do
You can identify a proprietary mounting screw by feeling its weight in your hand.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
RFID sensors start tracking every asset automatically during decommissioning.
Month 5
Conveyor belts force hardware through automated erasure and validation units.
Month 10
Cameras identify components to strip gold and copper without human hands.
Month 17
Pincer-equipped arms detach components faster than a technician with a drill.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
All manual asset handling is permanently offloaded to the shredder network.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
4.2 million
Hard drives shredded
89,000 yearly
Tons of e-waste
12 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A slightly used ergonomic mouse and a thank-you note.
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