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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsTracking thousands of idle laptops that no one actually uses.
Professional spreadsheet custodian and master of the serial number.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total visibility into every byte and bolt.
sluurp.you▸ ASSETAUDIT V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconciles every license in six seconds
You track hardware serial numbers, software licenses, and lifecycle status across spreadsheets. You manage procurement and decommissioning hardware.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still track down the exact desk where that missing monitor went.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors and agents begin logging every connected device to a database.
Month 3
Software robots audit active installs against your bloated license pool.
Month 6
Smart contracts handle purchasing hardware without human oversight or approval.
Month 10
A firewall agent automatically quarantines unapproved hardware devices on the network.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the entire inventory lifecycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
400 plus
Spreadsheets managed
12,000
Lost dongle count
34 percent
License waste
Your severance
Two months of cloud storage and a refurbished mouse.
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