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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace IT Assistant jobs? · Latest report #e2m835a7
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour ability to reset passwords is the only thing delaying the future.
Junior gatekeeper of the reset password button.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the user even complains.
help!you▸ TICKETMASTER V-8▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
clears the support queue in milliseconds
You reset user passwords and swap out broken monitors all day. The tickets are stacking up, but the end is near.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a user is actually lying about spilling coffee on the keyboard.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Self-service portals replace your manual user account creation.
Month 3
Biometric verification removes your need to reset forgotten passwords.
Month 6
Sensors in peripherals trigger automatic replacement requests for broken gear.
Month 10
Systems update themselves before users even notice a bug exists.
Month 14 · D-Day
The final ticket is closed by an algorithm that never sleeps.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
99%
Percent of tickets solved by rebooting
12%
Human error rate in Active Directory
Your severance
A slightly used ergonomic mouse and a thank-you email.
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