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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
January 15, 2028
In 15 monthsYou are just a human reboot button for a locked printer account.
Professional password resetter and printer power-cycler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated ticket resolution for the mindless masses.
pop?you▸ SYSADMIN-SENTINEL V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 15 MONTHSAI's Special Power
force closes unresponsive user applications remotely
You reset passwords, manage laptop inventory, and troubleshoot office Wi-Fi connectivity issues all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically wiggle the ethernet cable when the software diagnostic tool fails.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI reads your support tickets and closes them with canned links.
Month 4
Identity providers remove the need for you to verify accounts.
Month 8
Remote agents patch and fix laptop software without your input.
Month 13
Hardware kiosks handle all physical laptop swaps and badge returns.
Month 15 · D-Day
The final server script runs and terminates your access privileges.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.4 seconds
Average password reset time
99.9 percent
Ticket resolution rate
0 percent
Tolerance for printer complaints
Your severance
One complimentary lifetime subscription to a password manager.
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