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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning hours of meeting notes into one single redundant slide deck.
Professional translator between 'too expensive' and 'not possible'.
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Turning vague babble into perfect code specs.
oof.youAI▸ REQUIREMENTOPTIMIZER PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collapses project scope into single line item
You translate business needs into technical requirements and pretend the stakeholders actually know what they want.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a stakeholder is lying about their project timeline.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI quietly records and transcribes all your long team meetings.
Month 4
Automated agents write your requirements documents from meeting transcripts.
Month 9
Software visually maps all your processes into clean logic trees.
Month 13
Chatbots handle all questions about feature status and project timelines.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your folder is deleted permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,200 annually
Meeting hours wasted
94 percent
Requirement document churn
8 cups daily
Coffee intake
Your severance
Three months of access to an empty whiteboard.
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