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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 22, 2027
In 12 monthsYou sell complexity to people who are just waiting for a script.
Expert at translating confusion into expensive, broken enterprise software.
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deletes your entire project history instantly
You research business needs and install software systems to supposedly streamline operations. Your work is effectively a glorified translation layer.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face with complete confidence during a failed rollout.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Automated web crawlers scrape client business data faster than any human.
Week 9
Language models generate perfect ERP specifications without the need for workshops.
Month 5
Adaptive code agents build and deploy custom modules in minutes.
Month 8
Virtual environments run every possible failure scenario to ensure stability.
Month 12 · D-Day
Client stakeholders forget why they ever needed a consultant to begin with.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.9%
87 percent
Billable hours wasted
4000 plus
Slide decks created
Zero
Clients actually listening
Your severance
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