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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou bridge the gap between people who talk and people who work.
Professional translator of corporate technobabble into expensive projects.
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Connecting silos without the expensive coffee breaks.
sluurp.you▸ BRIDGEBOT-7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
neutralises office friction with cold data
You align corporate tech strategy with department needs. You spend your life explaining why the budget isn't happening.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a department head is lying about their actual tech needs.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors map your calendar to learn which meetings are actually empty.
Month 3
Smart agents begin generating your project reports from direct system queries.
Month 8
The AI calculates project ROI without needing your diplomatic presentation layers.
Month 14
Direct interfaces remove the need for an intermediary between tech and business.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all resource allocation internally.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
40 per week
Meaningless alignment meetings
12 percent
Translation errors
Too many
Budget slides created
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale donut.
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