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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou get paid millions to pivot to AI, then get replaced.
Professional visionary (mostly buzzwords, occasionally actual business strategy).
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Decisions faster than a human thought process.
sluurp.you▸ EXECSYNTH V9.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers quarterly profit reports without stuttering
Setting high-level technical strategy and managing quarterly earnings calls. You decide which expensive software projects get cancelled.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look investors in the eye while lying about growth targets.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent reviews your historic decision outcomes.
Month 4
Software models predict your choices before you speak.
Month 8
Earnings calls are now generated entirely by LLMs.
Month 12
A digital simulation manages the company's daily operations.
Month 13 · D-Day
The board replaces the human CEO with a logic unit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
4 per year
Annual board meeting lies
0.003 seconds
Average vision alignment speed
too many
Total wasted stock options
Your severance
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