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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsSelling complexity to fix the mess you made in the first place.
Professional powerpoint enthusiast and amateur system architect.
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Real results, zero slide decks.
bzzt.youAI▸ CONSULTANT-OS 9.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite project roadmaps without blinking
Auditing outdated systems and writing white papers about digital transformation. You bill hours for explaining basic internet concepts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face with complete, unwavering professional confidence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors scan your network to map every failing legacy server.
Week 12
The AI writes your white papers better and much faster.
Month 6
Clients prefer live data dashboards over your static slide decks.
Month 9
Automated project agents coordinate tasks without any human input.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated while the machine handles the migration.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
40 per week
Billable hours wasted
110 percent
Buzzword density
9,000 yearly
Slides exported
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a warm goodbye email.
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