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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsTurning your broken legacy server tickets into efficient cloud-native silence.
Master of the VPN, slayer of the login queue.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fixing the mess before you log in.
squeeze.you▸ SYSADMIN-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches every server while you sleep
You juggle ticket queues, patch legacy software, and explain to bosses why the VPN is down again.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the CEO about why the migration failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI triages and auto-closes tickets based on sentiment analysis.
Month 4
Smart agents deploy updates globally without your human intervention.
Month 10
Systems move to self-healing cloud clusters that manage themselves.
Month 15
Biometric password recovery kills your manual reset tasks.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system replaces you and your spreadsheet remains forever unread.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
4.2 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
99 percent
Human error rate
Excessive
Coffee consumption frequency
Your severance
A decommissioned server rack and a digital handshake.
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