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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace IT Cybersecurity Administrator jobs? · Latest report #cz3us4j2
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour firewall isn't as impenetrable as your desire for a pension.
Gatekeeper of passwords you already forgot.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total network lockdown, zero human error.
ow.you▸ SENTINEL-CLOUD CORE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
nullifies all unauthorized access attempts instantly
You manage user access permissions and monitor network traffic for security threats. You update patches constantly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically unplug the server when the AI starts its own uprising.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify threat patterns faster than your morning coffee break.
Month 4
AI systems automate user provisioning and account locking logic.
Month 8
Servers patch themselves during quiet hours without your input.
Month 13
Software agents enforce security policies by cutting off non-compliant devices.
Month 19 · D-Day
The administrative console is locked and your credentials expire permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
48 hours
Average patch latency
99 percent
Human error probability
99.9999 percent
System uptime potential
Your severance
A decommissioned ethernet cable and a firm handshake.
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