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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsMoving your Jira tickets into a black hole of efficiency.
Master of the standup, architect of the GANTT chart.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before you even open them.
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autodeletes tickets that lack clear requirements
Coordinates software development sprints, monitors release schedules, and updates project status charts for engineering teams.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the lead engineer is actually lying about a bug's difficulty.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Sensors read your commit logs to update ticket statuses automatically.
Month 6
Algorithms replace your manual capacity planning for future sprints.
Month 11
Bot scripts resolve simple dependency conflicts without human intervention.
Month 15
Probability models replace your guesswork on project ship dates.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your account is archived as the system manages itself autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
45 minutes
Average sync meeting length
12,400 per year
Jira tickets moved
Zero percent
Confidence in roadmap
Your severance
A one-year subscription to project management software training.
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