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Your job has an expiration date
January 16, 2028
In 15 monthsManaging servers is just babysitting metal boxes that hate your guts.
Master of the blinking lights and cable spaghetti.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total infrastructure silence for your peace of mind.
oof.youAI▸ SYSADMIN-SENTINEL 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 15 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates ticket triage before the user types
You oversee server uptime, vendor contracts, hardware refreshes, and fix whatever breaks when people forget their own passwords.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically unplug a server when the firmware update goes rogue.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors identify bottlenecks before you even open your morning coffee.
Month 3
AI negotiators terminate bloated enterprise licenses with cold machine logic.
Month 6
Servers reconfigure their own virtual environments without human intervention.
Month 10
Biometric hardware removes the need for your help desk tickets.
Month 15 · D-Day
The department is fully autonomous and your badge is deactivated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
Instant
Ticket resolution speed
100 percent
Human error rate
99.999
Uptime percentage
Your severance
A one-year license to a legacy cloud storage account.
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