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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou manage the servers that will eventually manage your firing process.
Professional cat herder of servers, cables, and disgruntled staff.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total network control without the human friction.
toast.youAI▸ ADMINBOT CENTRAL 7.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates user provisioning and security protocol updates
You oversee complex hardware deployments, internal network security, user access policies, and constant troubleshooting of employee IT hardware.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows why the legacy server still works.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI intake filters replace the need for your initial triage.
Month 5
Smart sensors detect and fix routing errors before you wake up.
Month 13
Hard-coded security protocols eliminate your manual oversight of access.
Year 1.9
Automated procurement systems negotiate licensing deals better than you.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
You are disconnected from the network by your own replacement.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2 seconds
Ticket response lag
100 percent
Human error rate
99.999 percent
Uptime guarantee
Your severance
A decommissioned keyboard and a very long cable.
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