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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace IT Engineering Director jobs? · Latest report #2sdktr37
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou exist solely to justify why the servers are still slow.
Professional diagram drawer and meeting room squatter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated logic for obsolete human middle-management.
help!youAI▸ ARCHITEKT-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
restructures entire departments during lunch break
You manage enterprise architecture roadmaps and oversee infrastructure budget allocations. You spend your days de-conflicting team engineering priorities.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess which legacy system will crash during a full moon.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software directly links project spend to real-time cloud resource usage.
Month 4
Generative models auto-generate architecture docs based on live system telemetry.
Month 8
Predictive AI models replace quarterly planning sessions with daily self-optimization.
Month 12
Smart contracts handle all software renewals without human sentiment or grovelling.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your account is disabled and your chair is sold on eBay.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
1200+
Annual meeting hours
94%
Architectural diagrams ignored
8 months
Project roadmap drift
Your severance
Two weeks of cloud credits and a LinkedIn badge.
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