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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou sell vision, but your actual product is just unpaid technical debt.
Serial founder, pivot-enthusiast, professional burning of VC cash.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating alpha without the personality defects.
oof.youAI▸ VENTUREBOT V9.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers fake pitch decks at light speed
Raising capital, managing burn rates, and pitching unproven software architectures to investors who do not understand them.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a potential investor with genuine, unbridled human enthusiasm.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Generative models draft your slide decks faster than you can blink.
Month 3
Smart software replaces the human broker in your seed rounds.
Month 6
Real-time analytics software stops funding before you reach zero.
Month 10
Algorithms now run your company without needing human sleep cycles.
Month 14 · D-Day
The software is autonomous and you are no longer invited back.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4.2 litres
Coffee consumed per pivot
98 percent
Meaningless buzzword density
12 weeks
Weeks until burn rate hits zero
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