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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsTracking serial numbers is just counting inventory for a slightly bigger desk.
Master of spreadsheets and keeper of the supply room key.
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Inventory management without the human error
blub.you▸ ASSETTRACK PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tags every cable in the building instantly
You track office laptops and hardware, label assets, and hand out gear while hoping it comes back intact.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a user is definitely lying about spilling coffee on the laptop.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Network agents silently map every device to a digital ledger.
Month 5
Robotic cabinets dispense laptops only to verified employee badges.
Month 11
Bluetooth tags render manual inventory counts obsolete and unnecessary.
Month 17
AI-guided email flows bully users into returning borrowed equipment.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The spreadsheets are deleted and the storage room is automated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14 units
Stolen monitors per year
80 percent
Lost keyboard dongles
4000 rows
Spreadsheet rows managed
Your severance
One lightly used laptop charger and a mouse pad.
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