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Will AI replace IT Executive jobs? · Latest report #52izhjuz
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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou authorize million-dollar projects for software that already exists for free.
Professional slider-deck creator and budget-approval bottleneck.
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Replacing boardroom intuition with cold math.
toast.youAI▸ DECISIONMATRIX-X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates budget approvals using predictive bias
You oversee massive software migrations and sign off on security compliance budgets. Your calendar is just back-to-back meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with a straight face during a system outage.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI monitors your project logs to identify redundant reporting tasks.
Month 5
Algorithms negotiate software contracts directly with other corporate AI.
Month 9
Machines forecast infrastructure needs better than your gut feeling.
Month 14
Security compliance is now checked automatically by continuous scanning.
Month 21 · D-Day
The board prefers the AI's math over your quarterly presentations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
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Average weekly meetings
Quarterly
Budget approval speed
85%
Time spent in slides
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one remaining corporate credit card.
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