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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace IT Executive Director jobs? · Latest report #qnr9qphn
Your job has an expiration date
April 22, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou oversee broken printers while pretending your department has a vision.
Master of spreadsheets and keeper of the Wi-Fi password.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total campus control through automated policy enforcement.
toast.youAI▸ ADMINSTREAM ACADEMIC 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces zero-trust protocols across the entire campus
You manage helpdesk ticket queues and push software updates to a sea of legacy university laptops.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which server room will flood based on the building's age.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI categorizes every student complaint before a human even reads it.
Month 4
Software enforces strict security rules with no human overrides allowed.
Month 8
Cloud migration removes the need to touch physical server hardware.
Month 13
Algorithms automatically allocate IT funds based on real-time usage stats.
Month 18 · D-Day
A terminal script replaces your job by simply deleting all tickets.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
48 hours
Ticket resolution delay
99 percent
Legacy system headaches
Infinite
Password reset cycles
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the campus alumni parking lot.
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