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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYou are just a glorified cable untangler with a Jira ticket.
The guy who knows why the printer is angry.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Connecting hardware so you do not have to.
nom.you▸ ADMINBOT-SYSTEM 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
reroutes your entire server room remotely
You patch network ports and assemble desks. Your hardware support will be automated by self-healing rack infrastructure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a user is actually lying about spilling coffee on the switch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Desks that self-assemble replace your manual labor tasks.
Month 5
Software switches replace the need for physical cable patching.
Month 13
AI assistants resolve support queries before a user calls.
Year 2.2
Sensors detect and flag broken gear before it fails.
Year 3 · D-Day
Your physical access key is deactivated and wiped.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
4.2 kilometers
Average cable length tangled
12 per day
Support tickets ignored
Zero progress
Desk height adjustments
Your severance
A lifetime supply of zip ties and velcro.
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