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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace IT Field Service Technician jobs? · Latest report #4ykjczf8
Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour screwdriver is expensive, but your presence is even more unnecessary.
Expert at finding broken cables that were just unplugged.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The last hands you ever need.
toast.youAI▸ SITEBOT FIELD-AGENT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
unplugs everything you just configured
You replace proprietary hardware modules and crawl under dusty desks. Your existence is a glorified physical reboot button.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically untangle a cable nest without snapping the ethernet port clips.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors map every office cable layout and port configuration.
Month 7
Proprietary hardware is swapped for snap-in universal modular components.
Month 16
Firmware updates allow most physical resets to happen remotely.
Year 2.1
Wheeled service units arrive to perform routine hardware swaps.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The last technician retires as machines handle all physical service.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4 minutes
Mean time to swap hardware
62 percent
Average travel-time filler
12
Tickets resolved per day
Your severance
One static-free bag and a complimentary ethernet cable.
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