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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsDriving two hours to plug in a cable that is unplugged.
The person with the trunk full of spare cat6.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Remote hands for physical hardware issues.
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reboots faulty switches until they work
You travel to physical sites to fix broken hardware and patch office networks. You fix what cables disconnect.
The one thing AI can't do
You can negotiate with a stubborn router when the interface refuses to connect.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify the dead port before the user even complains.
Month 7
Automated units cycle power to frozen devices without human intervention.
Month 16
Delivery robots drop off replacement parts directly to office lockers.
Year 2.1
Snap-in components eliminate the need for delicate manual screw removal.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The site-visit requirement is fully removed from your employment contract.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
18,000
Miles driven annually
4,200
Cables plugged in
Zero
Hardware reset failures
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our remote diagnostic portal.
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