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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou track the budget; we automate the firing of your department.
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allocates your remaining capital to zero
You juggle IT infrastructure spending and project timelines. You consolidate invoices, allocate capital, and report on quarterly burn.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to executives about why the cloud migration costs doubled.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software pulls all vendor invoices and maps them to accounts.
Month 4
An AI agent marks all your unused software licenses for cancellation.
Month 8
Dashboards replace your weekly slide decks with live financial data.
Month 13
Predictive models calculate project costs better than any human manager.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access to the corporate finance portal is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
Zero human error
Budget Variance Reports
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Meeting Hours Saved
Quadrillions
Spreadsheet Rows Processed
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