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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYou are just a spreadsheet that learns their favorite coffee order.
Professional listener and spreadsheet-based career architect.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Empathy simulation at scale.
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delivers personalized feedback loop at 3am
You track career paths and offer feedback. You are basically a human progress bar for stressed juniors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when someone is lying about why they missed a deadline.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors monitor Slack tone to flag potential burnout before you do.
Month 4
Algorithms map skills to roles faster than your annual reviews.
Month 10
Software delivers performance metrics instantly without awkward office meetings.
Month 18
Logical mediators settle team disputes without human emotional baggage.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your calendar is fully automated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
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Average weekly pep talks
65%
Percentage of time in 1:1s
$50
Coffee budget per head
Your severance
One LinkedIn endorsement and a generic coffee mug.
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