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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace IT Hardware Support jobs? · Latest report #qwsunrjw
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a glorified cable untangler with a screwdriver.
Professional breaker of passwords and carrier of spare monitors.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated diagnostics and instant modular repairs.
wheee!you▸ HARDWAREFIXER-X PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
swaps faulty motherboard in ten seconds
Fixes broken laptops, resets frozen workstations, and swaps out faulty internal components for frustrated employees.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which part of a machine is failing by the specific sound it makes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI categorizes errors before a human even touches the ticket.
Month 4
Software fixes internal configuration issues without touching the hardware.
Month 8
Laptops move to plug-and-play components that snap in automatically.
Month 13
Spider-arm units handle physical hardware swaps in secure lockers.
Month 18 · D-Day
The technician is officially removed from the office infrastructure layout.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
42 minutes
Average ticket resolution time
12 percent
Spilled coffee keyboard survival rate
6 hours/week
Time spent finding the power cable
Your severance
A box of used Ethernet cables and a mouse.
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