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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace IT Hardware Support Specialist jobs? · Latest report #b2qqn6a3
Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYou are just a glorified screwdriver-wielder waiting for a firmware update.
Professional cable-untangler and master of the forced reboot.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Swaps parts faster than your coffee break
bzzt.youAI▸ HARDWARE-FIX-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
replaces faulty ram in under six seconds
You swap broken hard drives and reset stuck keyboards. Your desk is a graveyard of proprietary tangled cables.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which cable to wiggle to make the monitor flicker back on.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors identify failing components before they actually stop working.
Month 5
Smart diagnostic logs trigger an automated service request automatically.
Month 11
Companies switch to snap-in parts that require zero tools.
Month 20
Pincer-equipped arms arrive to pull and replace modular units.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
You are invited to reorganize the cable graveyard for the last time.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14 minutes
Average ticket resolution
too many
Spilled coffee incidents
402
Cables untangled per week
Your severance
A blunt screwdriver and a dusty mousepad.
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