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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYour career is just a legacy system waiting for a hard reset.
Professional fire-extinguisher for digital incompetence.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated infrastructure without the ego.
blub.you▸ ADMINCORE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches security holes before they are exploited
You spend your days managing server infrastructure, firewalls, and employee access permissions. You are the human buffer between broken hardware and complaining staff.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to the CEO why the internet isn't actually broken.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our software begins scanning your network permissions to map every human bottleneck you currently manage.
Month 4
Autonomous agents assume control of your vendor relationships to squeeze better pricing without human hesitation.
Month 8
System-wide updates now execute during low-traffic hours without requiring your manual oversight or caffeine intake.
Month 12
Vision-guided robotics begin replacing physical server components automatically when sensors detect hardware degradation.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your admin credentials are revoked as our central cluster assumes permanent, error-free control of your infrastructure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
0.0004s
Ticket response time
Zero
Coffee consumption
Non-existent
Unscheduled downtime
Your severance
One free server-rack shelf and a stapler.
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