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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace IT Help Desk jobs? · Latest report #mkg3bjbs
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsTurning your turn-it-off-and-on-again advice into a permanent off state.
Professional gatekeeper of the company Wi-Fi password.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the user even complains.
toast.youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocloses tickets with sarcastic pre-written apologies
You triage tickets, reset passwords, and explain why the VPN won't connect to users who stopped listening long ago.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still empathize with the specific, irrational panic of someone who deleted their own desktop.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
An AI agent sorts your support tickets by genuine urgency.
Week 5
Self-service bots handle every password reset without human intervention.
Week 10
Background scripts automatically purge local caches on user devices.
Month 4
Chat interfaces mimic your empathy while ignoring repetitive queries.
Month 6 · D-Day
The help desk portal is decommissioned alongside your employee ID.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
40 daily
Average password resets
112 weekly
Average eye rolls
6 units
Tickets closed per hour
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated password reset portal.
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