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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour job is just a waiting room for a better algorithm.
Professional chair-warmer and occasional password resetter.
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Silence is our best feature.
ow.youAI▸ TICKETTAMER V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes all incoming help requests permanently
You triage technical tickets and pretend to support a few hundred employees who rarely actually need your help.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically unplug the server when the software panics.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An automated bot handles all password resets without human intervention.
Month 4
System sensors detect and fix hardware issues before they happen.
Month 8
Knowledge bases update themselves by scraping actual system diagnostic logs.
Month 12
Administrative dashboards replace your need to oversee other staff.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is disabled as the system achieves full autonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
89 percent
Average idle time per day
Zero latency
Ticket resolution speed
Almost none
Human input required
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our silence-inducing software suite.
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