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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a human script that complains about latency.
Professional password-resetter and printer-connection-fixer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated resolution for the digitally illiterate.
help!youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes microphones during awkward office arguments
You reset forgotten passwords and walk users through basic connectivity fixes. Most of your day is spent reading knowledge base articles they refuse to search themselves.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific tone of existential dread in a user's frustrated sigh.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The system ingests all your internal support docs to automate 80 percent of queries.
Month 3
An AI agent begins classifying, tagging, and routing tickets without human intervention.
Month 6
Robotic process automation handles all password resets and account provisioning via chat interface.
Month 10
Remote diagnostic software replaces your troubleshooting steps for local workstation connectivity issues.
Month 14 · D-Day
The last human ticket is closed and your access credentials are permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
2 seconds
Average password reset time
zero
User error tolerance
100 percent
Ticket resolution rate
Your severance
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