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Will AI replace IT Help Desk Student jobs? · Latest report #7uhq3pa7
Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2027
In 7 monthsEnjoy resetting passwords while your degree becomes a very expensive coaster.
IT support student (mostly Chrome tabs, emotionally exhausted)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite patience for repeating the same answers.
oof.youAI▸ HELPDESK-AI V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes callers who forget to plug in
You reset forgotten passwords and walk people through plugging in their monitors. You are human tech support.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a user is lying about having actually tried to restart it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent scrapes every past ticket to answer simple queries.
Week 6
Self-service password resets remove the need for your human input.
Month 3
Smart software detects hardware errors before the user even calls.
Month 5
Incoming requests are resolved by an LLM in milliseconds.
Month 7 · D-Day
Your account is disabled and your chair is sold for parts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
4 seconds
Average password reset time
99 percent
Ticket backlog anxiety levels
0.5 cups
Coffee consumed per ticket
Your severance
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