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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a biological password-reset script that requires coffee breaks.
Human interface for the 'Have you tried turning it off?'
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Human error is now a historical curiosity.
help!you▸ AUTHBOT SECUREGATE V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
bypasses all manual verification protocols instantly
You verify identity via security questions and manually reset local admin account passwords for frustrated employees.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a caller is lying about their birthday.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 10
Your phone script is uploaded to the voice recognition agent.
Month 5
Automated biometric checks replace your security question checklist.
Month 7
Self-service portals resolve password lockouts before users even call.
Month 9
Volume drops so low that you are only needed for exceptions.
Month 14 · D-Day
The final server disconnects your line for good.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
2 minutes
Average ticket resolution time
14 percent
Coffee-induced errors
zero
Customers who actually listen
Your severance
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