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Will AI replace IT Helpdesk and Security Analyst jobs? · Latest report #9zde3frs
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour ability to reset passwords and ignore alerts is truly inspiring.
Tier 1 Gatekeeper of the dreaded admin password.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resolving tickets before the user even complains.
toast.youAI▸ SENTINELNODE 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers automated lockouts for suspicious user behavior
You reset user passwords, document tickets in a tracker, and ignore endless low-level security alerts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a user is actually panicked versus just lying to get access.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Basic password resets are delegated to a simple automated bot.
Month 4
AI categorizes and assigns your tickets based on natural language.
Month 8
Security platforms start silencing your repetitive false positive alerts.
Month 12
Machines identify and fix software bugs before users report them.
Month 14 · D-Day
The helpdesk console is turned off and tickets resolve themselves.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
0.4 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
Zero
Alert fatigue experienced
Unlimited
Passwords reset per hour
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium VPN service.
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