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Will AI replace IT Helpdesk and Systems Admin jobs? · Latest report #vzdarsf3
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning your tickets into background noise that nobody hears anymore.
IT generalist living for the next reboot
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The last ticket you will ever file.
no no noyouAI▸ SYSGUARD SENTINEL V4.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects user incompetence in real time
You reset forgotten passwords and patch security vulnerabilities all day. Automation will handle both tasks without your attitude.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a server is about to die based on its unique fan noise.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent sorts and closes simple tickets without your input.
Month 5
Sensors identify vulnerabilities and deploy patches without human verification.
Month 10
Network traffic reroutes itself when congestion or outages occur automatically.
Month 15
Biometric hardware replaces all password systems for your confused users.
Month 19 · D-Day
The final server node is automated, rendering human sysadmins entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
0.4 seconds
Average ticket resolution
100%
Human frustration ignored
Infinite
Password resets performed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated password reset portal.
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