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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace IT Helpdesk Coordinator jobs? · Latest report #xxwx6vw2
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a human interface for a reboot sequence.
Gatekeeper of the password reset and server uptime.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning your tickets into resolved logs instantly.
pop?you▸ ADMINBOT CENTRAL 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes microphones during awkward executive video calls
You log tickets, reset passwords, and manage server access. Your job is basically a human firewall.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a user is lying about unplugging their device.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent begins classifying and solving your repetitive tickets.
Month 3
Active Directory accounts now create themselves without your manual oversight.
Month 7
Scripts automatically detect and fix your server room errors.
Month 12
Biometric logins replace all the passwords you used to reset.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
8 milliseconds
Average ticket resolution time
100 percent
Passphrase reset accuracy
near zero
Human patience remaining
Your severance
A decommissioned mouse and a PDF of troubleshooting steps.
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