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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour crimping tool is a relic of a slower, messier era.
Professional ceiling crawler and cable management martyr.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Wireless mesh makes your existence optional.
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snips your patch cables in record time
You pull ethernet cables through ceiling tiles and bolt servers into racks. Physical connectivity is officially being deprecated.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows which unlabeled cable disables the whole floor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Spatial sensors scan every inch of your office's ceiling.
Month 5
Magnetic robots snap hardware into racks without human intervention.
Month 13
High-bandwidth wireless protocols make your copper cables obsolete.
Year 2.2
AI detects and repairs network faults before you notice them.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The ceiling robots finish the final decommission of your toolkit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
12 miles/week
Average cable length pulled
14 percent
Ceiling tile breakage rate
Zero milliseconds
Connectivity latency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to high-speed wireless internet.
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