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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour manual cable runs are just expensive spaghetti code for hardware.
Senior Hardware Installer (currently fighting with Cisco firmware)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Wireless everything, provisioned by logic.
bzzt.youAI▸ CLOUDDEPLOY AUTOMATOR V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-provisions networks without touching a switch
You wire desk phones, mount access points, and configure user accounts. Your physical labor is now a software ticket.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically trace a mislabeled cable through a ceiling crawlspace at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Cloud agents take over user creation and email account setup.
Month 4
Smart switches identify and configure IP phones automatically.
Month 8
Self-optimizing access points remove the need for manual site surveys.
Month 12
SBC hardware is replaced by secure, cloud-based software instances.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access to the network console is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4,200 annually
Cables crimped
12 per day
User password resets
14 percent
Time spent finding ports
Your severance
A box of terminated cat-6 cables and well wishes.
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