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June 13, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning your vague whiteboard buzzwords into actual lines of code.
Professional visionary, part-time slide deck artist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating pivots so you don't have to.
pop?you▸ STRATEGYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates consensus across broken departments
You spend all day brainstorming tech upgrades and justifying budget spends for tools nobody really wants to use.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the exact moment the team stops believing in the new initiative.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your meetings to find the pattern in your chaos.
Month 5
The AI generates all your strategy slides using better jargon.
Month 10
A bot replaces your vendor negotiations with pure logic and speed.
Month 15
The software audits the money flow and finds the leaks.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system runs itself and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
Excessive
Whiteboard ink usage
42
Buzzwords per slide
78%
Project failure rate
Your severance
One free ticket to an AI industry seminar.
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