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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsReplacing the human equivalent of a reboot script since forever.
Junior trouble-shooter (mostly cable management, occasionally useful).
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Automating your entire career path by Tuesday.
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deletes your entire user account record
You reset passwords and inventory laptops. Your existence is just a manual patch for broken infrastructure.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the unique talent of plugging in cables that others ignore.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Password resets are now handled by automated identity verification agents.
Week 6
Sensors and scanners replace your manual spreadsheet logging routines.
Month 3
Network-based deployment tools replace manual laptop OS flashing.
Month 4
Printers now self-diagnose and order their own parts automatically.
Month 6 · D-Day
All your remaining tasks are now fully executed by background processes.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.1%
2 milliseconds
Average password reset time
100 percent
Ticket resolution success
too much
Intern coffee consumption
Your severance
One free trial of a cloud certification course.
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