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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour primary skill is plugging in cables that stay plugged in.
Professional laptop image deployer and cable detangler.
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Zero-touch deployment for a zero-human office.
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images 500 laptops while you drink coffee
You image employee laptops and manage hardware inventories. Most of your day involves clicking buttons on recovery images.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically interpret why the hardware stack smells like burning plastic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents push images over the cloud without your presence.
Month 4
RFID tags track assets so humans stop updating spreadsheets manually.
Month 8
Vending-style machines handle laptop check-ins and check-outs autonomously.
Month 13
Operating systems trigger their own repairs without technician intervention.
Month 18 · D-Day
The lab is fully automated and you are kindly escorted out.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42 minutes
Average imaging time
14 percent
Human error rate
11
Cable tangles per day
Your severance
A decommissioned USB hub and a sad handshake.
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