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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou exist only to approve software you do not understand.
Expert at turning budget requests into polite rejections.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated strategic alignment for modern enterprises.
oof.youAI▸ DECISIONENGINE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
terminates redundant licensing agreements instantly
You manage complex digital infrastructure and navigate vendor vendor lock-in while attending endless strategy meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the CEO about why the servers crashed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your department traffic and license usage patterns.
Month 4
Smart agents renegotiate all your contracts without your permission.
Month 8
The AI begins approving your project budgets automatically based on performance.
Month 13
Your team realizes the machine is more efficient at assigning tickets.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system replaces your administrative overhead with a single script.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
12 weekly
Hours lost in status updates
40 percent
Average vendor license bloat
zero
Successful crisis fire drills
Your severance
A decommissioned rack and a firm handshake.
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