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February 14, 2028
In 16 monthsYou secure the hardware while the cloud automates you into oblivion.
Master of cat6 cables and firewall exceptions.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total network control without the human lag.
glub.youAI▸ NETGUARDIAN V8.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconfigures routing protocols while ignoring your panic
You manage switches, routers, firewalls, and subnets. You troubleshoot connectivity issues and maintain uptime for internal network infrastructure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically trace a cable through a ceiling when the labels fail.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents detect and fix congestion before you even notice.
Month 4
Hardware detects its own faults and reroutes traffic automatically.
Month 8
New switches configure themselves the moment they are plugged in.
Month 12
AI-driven firewalls replace your manual rule changes forever.
Month 16 · D-Day
The system fully manages itself and removes your admin access.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
14 percent
Average uptime improvement
3 seconds
Ticket resolution time
High
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic network monitoring software.
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