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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace IT Network Engineer jobs? · Latest report #4fnsbgb9
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsEnjoy your final packet loss before the algorithm optimizes your existence.
Professional packet-wrangler and midnight console-dweller.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-healing infrastructure that never takes a ticket.
wheee!you▸ NETARCHITECT AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
bypasses firewall rules instantly
You spend your days configuring subnets, troubleshooting latency, managing switch stacks, and praying the firewall rules don't break the entire office. Your job is basically digital plumbing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically plug the cable into the correct port when everything goes dark.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI-driven sensors begin mapping your network topology in real-time to identify redundant paths.
Month 4
Custom agents take over the tedious deployment of firmware updates and firewall rule changes.
Month 10
Automated protocols detect and isolate broadcast storms before you even wake up to the alert.
Month 15
Your physical on-prem gear is consolidated into virtual software-defined networks managed by machine logic.
Month 19 · D-Day
The final human-configured router is decommissioned, leaving you with nothing to troubleshoot but your future.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99.9999%
Average uptime
0.02ms
Ticket resolution
Eliminated
Human error
Your severance
One complimentary cat6 patch cable and a LinkedIn endorsement.
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