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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace IT Network Security Admin jobs? · Latest report #yzg89dci
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2027
In 12 monthsYour firewall rules are just a list of polite suggestions now.
Packet sniffer, password resetter, and 3 a.m. pager carrier.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Traffic visibility without the human bottleneck.
oof.youAI▸ SENTINELNODE V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
blacklists malicious packets before they arrive
You monitor traffic flows and patch vulnerabilities. You pray the VPN stays alive during the midnight maintenance window.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically unplug the server when the AI starts acting like a teenager.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents index every packet log to identify anomalies without you.
Week 9
Rulesets update automatically as new threat signatures appear globally.
Month 5
Software detects hardware failure trends before the network actually drops.
Month 8
Cloud controllers push configurations to remote switches without physical site visits.
Month 12 · D-Day
Your login credentials are revoked and the network fully manages itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
99 percent
false positive alerts
4 per shift
coffee intake liters
too low
uptime guarantees
Your severance
A decommissioned server rack and a long nap.
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